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Internet Meme Demolition Derby: The ’70s vs Today Part 2

And we’re back! I hope everyone had a nice week off from contemplating the horrible mess that we have made of our childrens lives since that halcyon age called the 1970’s. Back when you could still get measles… unlike today. This week we will return to our reference document provided by …

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Love, Twooo Wuv (and Lattes)

It’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m in the mood for a fluffy post. I was running late yesterday, and I asked my husband if he’d be willing to make my morning latte. He makes excellent coffee. Which is intriguing, because he doesn’t drink it, himself. In fact, he thinks that it’s …

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Internet Meme Demolition Derby: High School- The ’70s vs Today Part 1

Hey there meme wrecking fans, its time for another round of every one’s favorite game, Dangerously Misleading Nostalgia Time!!!! Our next contestant comes to us all the way from tickld, where giant walls of text roam the meme landscape leaving crushed metaphors and discarded similes strewn in their obnoxious and …

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HumorParenting Fails

Internet Meme Demolition Derby: My Promise as a Parent

  Happy New Year! It’s hard to believe it has already been an entire year since we first set foot in this arena, where awkward similes collide with bad faith arguments and snarky rebuttal devastates poorly considered metaphor. Here at the IMDD it is our mission to counter the mendacious …

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A Very Pinterest-ing New Year’s Eve With Kids

For some reason, I’ve recently rediscovered my addiction to Pinterest. As I’ve said before, this is mostly about questionable decision-making with respect to dips. Behold — cream cheese in the shape of a snowman! In the midst of all of this dip-judging, I fell down a rabbit hole filled with ideas for celebrating New Year’s Eve …

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Ages 2-5HumorMedia & Technology

[TTT] Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney

I don’t know about you all, but I am one of those loony people who really loves Christmas and the December holiday season in general. It’s always been a totally secular celebration for me, so I don’t have a lot of baggage wandering around from childhood associated with the sacred …

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Internet Meme Demolition Derby : “Men and Women Are Different!” Edition

If you are under the age of 30 or so it is unlikely that you remember the heyday of actor, comedian, and Star Search competitor Sinbad. Sinbad (or David Adkins) rose to prominence at the end of a decade dominated by family values and clean entertainment. His act would be considered …

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Are you there, God? It’s me, Elizabeth Lauten.

It really does take a village to raise a child but with the Village comes the occasional Village Idiot. Sometimes this Idiot is a lovable stranger in line at the grocery store loudly shouting Roku instructions to his family and sometimes the Idiot is Gwyneth Paltrow who believes that grown …

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Bath And Body Worked Over: Don’t Keep My Kid Out of Your Shitty Store

Let me tell you a little story about the day I lost my parental shit… It was the year my special needs daughter was turning 18, in my home state of Virginia that means that I had to obtain Guardianship for her. This seemingly mandatory procedure involved two attorneys, a …

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Serious Answers to Random Internet Queries: Polygamy Allergies, Childbirth Chainsaws, and Pudding

On the backend of this site, we’re able to see all sorts of reader statistics. Like, how many views an article gets on a certain day, or what sites readers click through to read our articles. One interesting section is the one on “search referrals.” If you’re not familiar with …

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