The First 12 Days of Parenthood

Well, It’s time to change my bio. My newest baby is here. I will tell my birth story a little later (full of amazing feats of science and medicine bringing us both safely through the process). First, I would like to share a little song my spouse and I wrote …

Ages 10-12 (Tween)Ages 13-17 (Teen)HumorParenting Fails

Middle School Is Coming and I Am Freaking the Fuck Out

Next year I will have a kid in middle school. I’m entering a whole new stage of parenthood and I am freaking the fuck out. All the most terrifying things are looming — drugs, porn, drinking, driving and sex — and they could all hit at once like a hurricane. Like tomorrow …

Ages 2-5Discipline

House Rules – to Love, Honor, and Disobey

My apologies to anyone who clicked on this link thinking that this was a post about your favorite grumpy doctor. I do think that he would appreciate my satire and demands for evidence, but, instead of an homage to sarcasm, I wanted to share the framework that my family has created for …

Parenting Styles

On Single Parenthood…and Vomit

I became a single parent a little over six weeks ago. Someday, when the dust and court cases settle, I may tell that story here, but for now, you should know that it was abrupt, unplanned, painful and completely took me by surprise. I am a single mom. Wow. I …